Thursday, May 3, 2012

You know you are a bike freak when...

  • having chain lube all-over your clothes is normal.
  • you know what a ratchet-head socket wrench is and how to use it.
  • you know the 50 no-handed bike moves.
  • you can imagine everything as a bicycle.
  • you take your bike everywhere, even if it’s just a 5 minute walk.
  • you insist that freak biking is a form of art.
  • you would never consider buying a brand new bicycle.
  • your bikes are dearer to you than your car.
  • it’s never too hot or cold to cycle.
  • someone in a car asks for directions and you accidentally give them a route that includes mostly bicycle roads.
  • …or is the most scenic, not fastest.
  • you calculate distance considering how long would a bicycle ride take.
  • all your cars and trucks are parked outside because the garage is full of bikes and parts.
  • you think that dressing up means putting on a brand new t-shirt and jeans.
  • your bike makes a funny ticking noise and you know right away what it is without even looking.
  • you don't even flinch when your hit by a bug when riding.
  • you can identify bugs by their taste.
  • your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom.

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