You know you are a bike freak when...

• having chain lube all-over your clothes is normal.
• you know what a ratchet-head socket wrench is and how to use it.
• you know the 50 no-handed bike moves.
• you can imagine everything as a bicycle.
• you take your bike everywhere, even if it’s just a 5 minute walk.
• you insist that freak biking is a form of art.
• you would never consider buying a brand new bicycle.
• your bikes are dearer to you than your car.
• it’s never too hot or cold to cycle.
• someone in a car asks for directions and you accidentally give them a route that includes mostly bicycle roads.
• …or is the most scenic, not fastest.
• you calculate distance considering how long would a bicycle ride take.
• all your cars and trucks are parked outside because the garage is full of bikes and parts.
• you think that dressing up means putting on a brand new t-shirt and jeans.
• your bike makes a funny ticking noise and you know right away what it is without even looking.
• you don't even flinch when your hit by a bug when riding.
• you can identify bugs by their taste.
• your bike sleeps with you in the living or bedroom.